[GLaDOS voice] Congratulations. You did everything you weren’t supposed to do. That takes serious effort. I’m almost impressed. If I wasn’t too busy being disgusted and disappointed in you.
AND JOHN EGBERT IS 18 YEARS OLD TODAY. GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS. he can legally buy tobacco for his dad’s pipe now.
also i can fuck him
nothing has ever stopped you before.
dirty rotten post stealing homosexuals