oh deer.
How a-doe-able!

was-that-a-pun:

aceofhate:

[GLaDOS voice] Congratulations. You did everything you weren’t supposed to do. That takes serious effort. I’m almost impressed. If I wasn’t too busy being disgusted and disappointed in you.

nyctaeus:

From MGMT’s ‘Your Life Is A Lie’ 
She’s not pretending to be saccharine sweet, or without fault, or without pain—she doesn’t want to be a role model, she wants to be real. And she is. And now she’s officially an icon. Harper’s Bazaar on Rihanna (via rihenna)

egberts:

jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

egberts:

AND JOHN EGBERT IS 18 YEARS OLD TODAY. GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS. he can legally buy tobacco for his dad’s pipe now.

also i can fuck him 

nothing has ever stopped you before.

dirty rotten post stealing homosexuals